Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Recovery

The Noro virus epidemic is over and we are out of quarantine. So work is back to normal! Whoooo 

I survived Fiancé's graduation party and I think everyone had a good time. The after (as in after the family left) party led to a tequila fueled cake fight that left my house looking like a chocolate bomb went off. Why did we have it at my house again?

My house is finally on the market and I have had about five people express interest in it. No offers yet. Booo

And that's my life. 

Friday, May 9, 2014

Attack of the NORO VIRUS

Dun Dun Duuuun. 

You might have picked up by now that I work at an assisted living home. If you've never been to one, it's basically set up as an apartment complex with a dozen extra common areas, a library, game room, fireplace/sitting room, activity room and common kitchen area. Most importantly, a dining room, where three times a day, every single resident gathers together to eat. 

This leads to one simple fact, if one person gets sick ... everyone gets sick. As caregivers, we are used to this. And we take steps to lessen the impact. Meal trays, disinfectant, gloves and masks. But then the Noro Virus made my workplace it's playground. 

In all the years I have worked in this field, I have never ever seen anything like this. On day one, one person got sick. On day two, four more got sick. This is normal and this is when we start isolating the people close to the sick people and keeping an eye out. But by day three, five employees were sick and ten residents were sick. We went into full quarantine where the dining room closed and everyone was confined to their apartments. And the staff moves from masks and gloves to masks, gloves, protective single use gowns and paper booties. 

This is very rare but it does happen. This gives us a chance to identify the people who become ill before they have the chance to spread it around further. We keep them in their apartments and the infection dies out. Usually the quarantine only lasts a couple days and since it only happens every few years, the residents mostly view it as exciting. Meals are brought to me? Who else caught it now? Can I sneak downstairs without the staff finding me???

The employees view it as hell but suck it up. 

However, this time was different. By day four, the sick list rose up to thirty people and it kept climbing. Over ten people had to go to the emergency room and one lovely gentleman died. And even with all our precautions, people kept getting sick!! 

The hospital finally confirmed that it was the Noro Virus. The tests take 48 hours to confirm and by then, it was everywhere. Bad Ol Noro is highly contagious through vomit and feces and one of the residents was unfortunate enough to vomit in the dining room on day two. That is why our normal containment strategy did not work. 

We have been in quarantine for a whole week now and no one new has gotten sick for two days but it has been a nightmare. 

And I am exhausted. As a staff member, we had to figure out how to deliver all three meals to 80 plus residents. All of whom want a different thing. Some of them need help eating. One by one. 

As a caregiver, well .... The Noro Virus causes severe vomiting and diarrhea. Who's job is it to clean all that up? Yup. Mine. I've been wiping bottoms, striping beds and cleaning up puke from before sun up to sun down. Pretty much all of us caregivers have been pulling double shifts and we still can't keep up. 

I only come home to sleep for about 5 hours and then I'm back at work. And in only 24 short hours, my lovely and amazing fiancé is graduating with three degrees. Oh and approximately 45 people are coming to my house for a BBQ. 

I should probably go to the store or clean my house or something. I have no food, no decorations, and no beds made for the ten people staying the night. 

But I did manage to order the cake and balloons! Go me!


Thursday, May 8, 2014

The weekend that tried to kill me

Also known as, how I found out that I am allergic to Kiwi.

A couple weekends ago I went to a birthday party at a Mexican restaurant. While there, I decided to order a Kiwi margarita. Bad decision. I'm not a huge kiwi fan and I don't think I've eaten one in over four years. It just sounded so summer ish and refreshing. But then my mouth started burning. Followed by my tongue feeling fat and my throat muscles not wanting to swallow right. 

Obviously I stopped drinking the margarita and gave it to the birthday girl. And then I asked Fiancé to bring me home. I'm not sure if it was the kiwi or panic but I was having a hard time getting enough air. I could breathe, I just felt like I wasn't breathing enough. By the time we pulled into the ER (twenty five minutes) it had started getting better. So I didn't go in but I never want to eat a kiwi again!!

Food and I have always been close buds and I feel a little betrayed by this. Like my best friend just stabbed me in the back for no reason. Little witch. 

Welcome to the world of food allergies. Bah humbug. 

Then the very next day, my car decided she hates me too. I was loading my groceries into the trunk and had my hand up above my head in case the lid tried to close. It was just a habit really as it wasn't windy and I wasnt actually touching my car as it was staying up on its own. I bet you can guess what happened next. One of my bags break, I reach down to grab it with my other hand and BAM!!!! My trunk slams shut and hits me in the head. Hard. With the latch of course. 

One second I'm loading groceries and the next second I am sitting on my butt in a Walmart parking lot. As I'm sitting there trying to figure out what just happened and why I am seeing double, a group of college guys walk by and start pointing and laughing. Cute college guys. 

Yeah, I ended up with a minor concussion from that one. 


Weekends will be the death of me. Which explains why I have been working so much over time lately. 

The weekends can't get me if I never have one. Right? Riiiight??

Monday, April 21, 2014

Moving sucks

I'm feeling a little overwhelmed with trying to sell our place and move to Florida. For one thing, finding housing is next to impossible when you have a pitbull. And yet, when I call a place to ask about their pet policies, they tell me that I should call back in a month or so and see what they have. 

I'm also having an awful time finding the time to put our house on the market. I know that I need to do it Oh like last month or so. And yet, I work two jobs. I can not find the time. I spend all weekend trying to get the house in order so I can take pictures but I never quite get there. When I leave for work, its dark and when I come home, its dark. I just can't win!!

It really doesn't help that in the last month, I have caught two colds and the flu once. That's what I get for working in the medical field but it's still just a little ridiculous. 

I need a vacation. From life. Seriously. 


Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Buried under a mound of egg burritos

One of my favorite make ahead meals is egg burritos. Also known as garbage eggs because I add all my odds and ends from the fridge into the mix. Basically I make a crap ton of eggs for dinner and we roll the rest into tortillas and throw them into the freezer. BAM! Breakfast burritos for weeks!

Necessary Ingredients:

24 eggs
1lb bulk/roll sausage. Any kind. 
1 package O'Brien hash browns 
Cheese
Flour tortillas

Add in Ingredients:
Anything. Okay, almost anything. I've added onions, green onions, bacon or bacon bits, summer squash, zucchini, broccoli, tomatoes, chicken, taco meat, and random peppers. Basically anything that is about to go bad or that I want to get rid of. It is always delicious. 

Directions:
Brown sausage in a skillet over medium heat. Add a bunch of garlic powder, onion powder and a few shakes of red pepper. Right before sausage is done, add hashbrowns and more seasonings. Stir well and cook until hashbrowns are crispy. 

I get the best results when I add the hashbrowns before the sausage is completely cooked and then cook the potatoes until very brown. Add oil as needed. 

Whisk the two dozen eggs and pour into skillet. Reduce heat to medium low and let eggs set for a couple minutes. Then scramble as normal. 

Add salt, pepper and cheese. Let cheese melt and then serve. 

I occasionally serve this to guests and hear things like "Omg. These are the best eggs ever." Even when there are no add ins. I blame/credit the hashbrowns. 

Once we eat, I let the eggs cool a bit and lay tortillas all over my counter. I place a spoonful of eggs in the middle of the tortilla, add a sprinkle of cheese and roll up burrito style. 

Roll the burritos into some foil, place in a freezer ziplock bag and throw in the freezer. 

Micro instructions:
Remove foil and place on a microwave safe plate. Heat for 1 min 30 sec. Flip and repeat. Eat and love yourself for avoiding McDonald's. 



Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Difference in expectations

I have been craigslisting house rentals in my soon to be new city. We are looking for a house because of our large dog and two cats. When I first started getting acceptance letters from law schools, fiancé's only requirement was that we could not get rid of any of our animals. 

That crossed New York City of my list pretty quickly. 

Although I love my animals, I am not a hundred percent certain I would have put them through the move. Assuming I could find a loving home for them of course. But hey, the man is following me across the country. The least I can do if find a home that will allow our dog. 

Did I mention that she is a very lovely pitbull?

Yeah. This house search is going to be a serious pain. 

One thing I did not factor into my plans is that fiancé has not rented a place in over a decade. And he's only rented apartments before. Oh. And we currently live in a town of eleven thousand and that town is completely surrounded by wheat fields. His idea of a reasonable rent is completely unreasonable. As in, he wants to rent a house for half of what we will probably end up paying. 

Yes, he just completely freaked the F out and wanted to call the whole thing off. Since I just paid the $500 deposit and the deadline for my second favorite school has passed, I then freaked the F out as well. 

Fun times in the house today guys. Whew. 

Eventually, I started craigslisting other city's rental home prices to compare and called a friend for back up. Fiancé calmed down which caused me to calm down. Crisis averted. I hope. 

We basically agreed to look at houses a little further away from the school and compromise on what things our house needs for us to rent. A dishwasher was not negotiable. A fenced yard and a washer/dryer is. 

I can live with that. I just hope we can find somewhere we can afford and isn't awful. Gah. 

Sunday, April 6, 2014

The Paper Chase

On the advice of an attorney, I finally broke down and watched The Paper Chase. 
This movie came out in 1973 and depicts the story of a 1L student at Harvard Law. In a very frightful manner. 

The very first scene shows the professor going after the poor unprepared first year.  Next it explains the terror of the Socratic manner and the importance of law review. Oh, and how study groups should be formed on the first day. Even if they end up in chaos. 

It just seems so cliche. I'm not saying the cliche isn't true, just that the entire movie seems to be a way to drive home how hard and scary law school is supposed to be. 

I know all this. What I need is a movie, or a book, that explains how to move past the scary aspect and actually succeed in law school. 

This movie didn't provide it. 

It didn't help that I found the romance boring and the conflicts idiotic.